How do you stop a man from having sex with animals? You ban him from farms across the country! That's what I read in the Irish Daily Mirror.
Hang on a minute, doesn't there seems to be a gaping hole in this tactic, as the man is free to interfere with whatever he likes in the comfort of his own home. I hope he does not have access to family pets or children. He should be locked up.
The 23-year-old named as Robert Newman was reported to have taken part in a sexual act with a goat.
I wonder have all farms across the UK been contacted by the authorities with a description and photofit image of Robert Newman, just in case they see a man (perhaps with a step-ladder) wandering around fields and out-buildings?
Please tell me that this man is going to be locked up soon before he terrorises other poor animals. If he can lower himself to having sex with a goat, he probably wont think twice about overpowering and harming others who perhaps can't or don't put up a fight like women and children.
Newman, of Wiltshire will be sentenced next month for the lewd act that took place in April this year. He previously denied the charge but then changed his plea to guilty at North West Wiltshire Magistrates Court.
Until his sentencing he only has to obey with a curfew between the hours of 7pm and 7am.
Well that's just great, at least he can't molest farm animals in the dark.